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Math is the worst: why I hate the phrase “work life balance”

The internet has a calculator for everything. Personally math-averse, I’m thrilled when I can calculate the square meters of the ottoman I’m trying to cover & just fire off a number at the fabric lady. (*establishes domestic capabilities in the first paragraph, thereby wearing my Woman Badge appropriately.) (The internet really needs a sarcasm font.) However,